'Pun'-isher

TOTEM: Poodle PUDDING: Butterscotch SEX: Unknown HOMEWORLD: Chic IV PUBES: Made it through a Pinto Encounter OLDNESS: Underterminable due to Albino qualities BENT: Backwards TOTAL ARMOR: 4

GREYMATTA: 0 MEAT: 4 MOUTH: 9 FEETS: 1 NUTS: -1

SKILLS Greymatta Skills: Marry a Kennedy: 3 Meat Skills: Flex Dramatically: 10 Mouth Skills: Explain Anything: 10 Make People do Your Bidding by Screaming Unintelligibly: 5 Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6 Make a Funny: 12 Feets Skills: Dramatic Entry: 10 Nuts Skills: Eat Anything: 7 Enjoy Hellish Agony: 6 Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Food: 6 Withstand Bagpipes: 7

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF Likes to Bitch! Can Drink 3 Cups of Turkish Coffee, and take 15 Damage Levels, then can Piss Napalm at a Range of 10 feet for (18 / 5) Knows Every Language...Didn't Study Any, They Just Make Sense Is an Albino Is Able to Process Crude Oil and Soft Metal to use as Nourishment Can Get Free Fries from Barry Garvin at Church & Munch

EQUIPSTUFF Zippol Lighter Yellow Rainslicker Shades BlockBuster Video Membership Card

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