Sleazy P. MartiniTrepur VIMr. McSchmikelwitzWiggy

TOTEM: Lemming PUDDING: Plum SEX: Male, obviously HOMEWORLD: Whodunnit IV PUBES: Graduated without getting any OLDNESS: Who the heck cares? BENT: Of course, He deals Crack TOTAL ARMOR: 12

GREYMATTA: 3 MEAT: 7 MOUTH: 1 FEETS: 2 NUTS: 5

SKILLS Greymatta Skills: Turn Radios into Howitzers: 10 Repair Toasters and Stuff: 15 Meat Skills: Ultra Huck: 6 Mouth Skills: Explain Anything: 7 Feets Skills: Shootin' Kinda Big Guns: 7 Nuts Skills: Withstand Bagpipes: 6 Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Food: 5 Eat Anything: 5

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF Likes to wear Black Clothes, etc. Afraid of Cows Has a Thin but Tough Chitenous Skin (AR: 5) Can get Free Fries from Barry Garvin and Church & Munch Can Control, Shape and Wield Processed Meat Products...Sausagekinesis (up to 3 yds. away) Must have 4lbs. of Suet in his Shorts Can get All Clothing and Armor at ½ Price

EQUIPSTUFF Shitty, Dog-Eared Copy of "Catcher in the Rye" Zippol Lighter

WEAPONS Real Imitation Vibro-Weapon (15 / 3)

SIDEKICK None...