Sleazy P. MartiniTrepur VIMr. McSchmikelwitzWiggy

Mr. McSchmikelwitz

TOTEM: Sea Cucumber

PUDDING: Blood

SEX: We don't know for sure.

HOMEWORLD: Elbow IV

PUBES: Has an Older Brother with "Connections"

OLDNESS: � as old as you think you thought.

BENT: Never

TOTAL ARMOR: 12

GREYMATTA: 3

MEAT: 8

MOUTH: 4

FEETS: 1

NUTS: 6

SKILLS

    Greymatta Skills:
  • Poetry and Classics: 10
  • Organize Fundraiser (Bake Sale): 10
    Mouth Skills:
  • Explain Anything: 7
  • Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6
  • Surrender and Still Look Like a Man: 10
  • Flattery a.k.a. Political Negotiation: 10
    Nuts Skills:
  • Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5
  • Eat Anything: 5
  • Fly Into Homicidal Rage: 10
SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF

Has +5 with all Line Dancing Rolls

Cannot Blink or Close Eyes due to "1000 Years of Commercials" Marathon

Never Needs to Eat

EQUIPSTUFF

4000 chits

Zippol Lighter

Poly-Carbonite Scale Armor (AR: 4)

WEAPONS

None...

SIDEKICK

None...

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