Sleazy P. MartiniTrepur VIMr. McSchmikelwitzWiggy

TOTEM: Earwig PUDDING: Chocolate SEX: We haven't checked yet HOMEWORLD: Fabio IV PUBES: Years of Parental Experience Raised him into a Liar OLDNESS: Somewhere between 10 and 75 BENT: Why not TOTAL ARMOR: 9

GREYMATTA: 0 MEAT: 9 MOUTH: -1 FEETS: 1 NUTS: 6

SKILLS Meat Skills: Pummeling with the Assistance of a "Mr. Sandman": 10 Making a Salisbury Utility Knife go Through Soft Things that Scream and Bleed: 10 Make Someone Stop Living with Your Fist: 10 Thumb Wresting: 10 Flex Dramatically: 5 Feets Skills: That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit: 10 Throw Pie: 8 Nuts Skills: Pound Cuervo: 14 Sneak: 10 Starting Fires: 14 Dramatic Entry: 6 Intimidating Stare: 6 Eat Anything: 6 Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5 Martyr Fetish: 5 Withstand Bagpipes: 5

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF Has an Ugly Jawline Played a Serial Rapist on a Very Special Episode of "Blossom" Only Believes what He Sees on TV

EQUIPSTUFF 100 chits Zippol Lighter Salisbury Utility Knife Tom Collins 80 Proof

WEAPONS "Mr. Sandman" (Meat +5 / 2)

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