The PugilatorDark LagerBob HouseguyStapleface the Celobrant

OLDNESS: 102 and twice as evil BENT: Obsessed with someone named Duke SEX: None (And p****d off about it) DOUGHNUT PREFERENCE: Sprinkles IF I WERE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A MOLLUSK I WOULD:    Be even angrier (if that was possible) SPECIAL ABILITIES:     The Urge- he can make people think they're dead. (HM's decision as to what that means) TOTAL ARMOR: 7

GREYMATTA: 5 MEAT: 10 MOUTH: 4 FEETS: 7 NUTS: 9

SKILLS Greymatta Skills: Sudden Philosophical Tangent: 4 Spot / Train Wastit: 4 Seek the Innocent: 6 Meat Skills: Make Light Cutlass Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Cauterize Instantly: 7 Mouth Skills: Ponderous Rhetoric: 5 Make Anything You Say Sound More Important Than the Voice of the Anti-Christ: 7 Feets Skills: Nuts Skills: Withstand / Enjoy / Inflict Hellish Agony: 9 Run With Scizzors: 6 Dramatic Entry: 5 Intimidating Stare: 5

EQUIPSTUFF Light Cutlass - 18/4 Cape - AR: 1 Cyborg Body - AR: 6

OTHER STUFF He was Emperor Rupert's personal bodyguard. Until he accidently killed One of Rupert's nephew's. Dark Lager mistook him for a Neerg trooper. For his years of faithful service, Dark Lager was banished to Hol instead of being executed.