'Pun'-isher

TOTEM: Poodle
PUDDING: Butterscotch
SEX: Unknown
HOMEWORLD: Chic IV
PUBES: Made it through a Pinto Encounter
OLDNESS: Underterminable due to Albino qualities
BENT: Backwards
TOTAL ARMOR: 4
GREYMATTA: 0
MEAT: 4
MOUTH: 9
FEETS: 1
NUTS: -1

SKILLS

Greymatta Skills:
Marry a Kennedy: 3

Meat Skills:
Flex Dramatically: 10

Mouth Skills:
Explain Anything: 10
Make People do Your Bidding by Screaming Unintelligibly: 5
Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6
Make a Funny: 12

Feets Skills:
Dramatic Entry: 10

Nuts Skills:
Eat Anything: 7
Enjoy Hellish Agony: 6
Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Food: 6
Withstand Bagpipes: 7

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Likes to Bitch!
Can Drink 3 Cups of Turkish Coffee, and take 15 Damage Levels, then can Piss Napalm at a Range of 10 feet for (18 / 5)
Knows Every Language...Didn't Study Any, They Just Make Sense
Is an Albino
Is Able to Process Crude Oil and Soft Metal to use as Nourishment
Can Get Free Fries from Barry Garvin at Church & Munch

EQUIPSTUFF
Zippol Lighter
Yellow Rainslicker
Shades
BlockBuster Video Membership Card

WEAPONS
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SIDEKICK
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