Sleazy P. Martini

TOTEM: Lemming
PUDDING: Plum
SEX: Male, obviously
HOMEWORLD: Whodunnit IV
PUBES: Graduated without getting any
OLDNESS: Who the heck cares?
BENT: Of course, He deals Crack
TOTAL ARMOR: 12

GREYMATTA: 3
MEAT: 7
MOUTH: 1
FEETS: 2
NUTS: 5

SKILLS

Greymatta Skills:
Turn Radios into Howitzers: 10
Repair Toasters and Stuff: 15

Meat Skills:
Ultra Huck: 6

Mouth Skills:
Explain Anything: 7

Feets Skills:
Shootin' Kinda Big Guns: 7

Nuts Skills:
Withstand Bagpipes: 6
Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Food: 5
Eat Anything: 5

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Likes to wear Black Clothes, etc.
Afraid of Cows
Has a Thin but Tough Chitenous Skin (AR: 5)
Can get Free Fries from Barry Garvin and Church & Munch
Can Control, Shape and Wield Processed Meat Products...Sausagekinesis (up to 3 yds. away)
Must have 4lbs. of Suet in his Shorts
Can get All Clothing and Armor at ½ Price

EQUIPSTUFF
Shitty, Dog-Eared Copy of "Catcher in the Rye"
Zippol Lighter

WEAPONS
Real Imitation Vibro-Weapon (15 / 3)

SIDEKICK
None...