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The Pugilator

OLDNESS: Too old for this s**t

BENT: As psychotic as they come

SEX: Not anymore

DOUGHNUT PREFERENCE: Holes

IF I WERE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A MOLLUSK I WOULD:
   Get the guys responsible

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
    Psycho - he can intimidate anyone (Nuts roll to resist)

TOTAL ARMOR: 10

GREYMATTA: 4

MEAT: 9

MOUTH: 5

FEETS: 10

NUTS: 9

SKILLS

  • Greymatta Skills:
  • Turn Radios Into Howitzers: 4
  • Seek the Guilty: 6
  • Spot Wastit: 3
  • Meat Skills:
  • Make Someone Stop Living With Your Fist: 5
  • Pummeling With the Assistance of a Large Object: 3
  • Comprehension Through Pugilation: 4
  • Make Sharp Things Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Bleed: 5
  • Mouth Skills:
  • Scathing (Ooh, Big Word) Sarcasm: 4
  • Make Anything You Say Sound More Important Than The Voice of God: 2
  • Third Person Narration: 10
  • Feets Skills:
  • Shootin' Any Kinda Guns: 4
  • That Psycho Bruce Lee S**t: 3
  • Operating Vehicles Bigger Than Something Really Small: 2
  • Wicked Quickdraw: 5
  • Nuts Skills:
  • Dramatic Entry: 4
  • Withstand Hellish Agony: 10
  • Run With Scizzors: 10
  • Running Blindly Into Eternal Damnation (Cause You're too Psychotic to Care): 10

EQUIPSTUFF

Happy Box - 1 of each weapon can be pulled per game session

Kevlar Costume - AR: 4

Coffee - with extra caffeine

Van - (teeny tank) 12/just right/60

OTHER STUFF

Once a (relatively) good cop. He went nuts one day after watching too many Dirty Wilson movies. After trying to kill the Chief of Police for being too soft on crooks, Fred Keep (a.k.a. the Pugilator) was sent to Hol. His mission? Why clean it up of course. It's full of crooks, scum and villainy. His former boss figures Fred ought to be kept busy until well after he retires.