Mr. McSchmikelwitz

TOTEM: Sea Cucumber
PUDDING: Blood
SEX: We don't know for sure.
HOMEWORLD: Elbow IV
PUBES: Has an Older Brother with "Connections"
OLDNESS: � as old as you think you thought.
BENT: Never
TOTAL ARMOR: 12
GREYMATTA: 3
MEAT: 8
MOUTH: 4
FEETS: 1
NUTS: 6

SKILLS

Greymatta Skills:
Poetry and Classics: 10
Organize Fundraiser (Bake Sale): 10

Mouth Skills:
Explain Anything: 7
Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6
Surrender and Still Look Like a Man: 10
Flattery a.k.a. Political Negotiation: 10

Nuts Skills:
Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5
Eat Anything: 5
Fly Into Homicidal Rage: 10

SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Has +5 with all Line Dancing Rolls
Cannot Blink or Close Eyes due to "1000 Years of Commercials" Marathon
Never Needs to Eat

EQUIPSTUFF
4000 chits
Zippol Lighter
Poly-Carbonite Scale Armor (AR: 4)
WEAPONS
None...

SIDEKICK
None...