TOTEM: Sea Cucumber
PUDDING: Blood
SEX: We don't know for sure.
HOMEWORLD: Elbow IV
PUBES: Has an Older Brother with "Connections"
OLDNESS: � as old as you think you thought.
BENT: Never
TOTAL ARMOR: 12
MEAT: 8
MOUTH: 4
FEETS: 1
NUTS: 6
Has +5 with all Line Dancing Rolls
Cannot Blink or Close Eyes due to "1000 Years of Commercials" Marathon
Never Needs to Eat
4000 chits
Zippol Lighter
Poly-Carbonite Scale Armor (AR: 4)
None...