PUDDING: Chocolate
SEX: We haven't checked yet
HOMEWORLD: Fabio IV
PUBES: Years of Parental Experience Raised him into a Liar
OLDNESS: Somewhere between 10 and 75
BENT: Why not
TOTAL ARMOR: 9
MEAT: 9
MOUTH: -1
FEETS: 1
NUTS: 6
Has an Ugly Jawline
Played a Serial Rapist on a Very Special Episode of "Blossom"
Only Believes what He Sees on TV
100 chits
Zippol Lighter
Salisbury Utility Knife
Tom Collins 80 Proof
"Mr. Sandman" (Meat +5 / 2)
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