Sleazy P. MartiniTrepur VIMr. McSchmikelwitzWiggy

Wiggy

TOTEM: Earwig

PUDDING: Chocolate

SEX: We haven't checked yet

HOMEWORLD: Fabio IV

PUBES: Years of Parental Experience Raised him into a Liar

OLDNESS: Somewhere between 10 and 75

BENT: Why not

TOTAL ARMOR: 9

GREYMATTA: 0

MEAT: 9

MOUTH: -1

FEETS: 1

NUTS: 6

SKILLS

    Meat Skills:
  • Pummeling with the Assistance of a "Mr. Sandman": 10
  • Making a Salisbury Utility Knife go Through Soft Things that Scream and Bleed: 10
  • Make Someone Stop Living with Your Fist: 10
  • Thumb Wresting: 10
  • Flex Dramatically: 5
    Feets Skills:
  • That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit: 10
  • Throw Pie: 8
    Nuts Skills:
  • Pound Cuervo: 14
  • Sneak: 10
  • Starting Fires: 14
  • Dramatic Entry: 6
  • Intimidating Stare: 6
  • Eat Anything: 6
  • Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5
  • Martyr Fetish: 5
  • Withstand Bagpipes: 5
SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF

Has an Ugly Jawline

Played a Serial Rapist on a Very Special Episode of "Blossom"

Only Believes what He Sees on TV

EQUIPSTUFF

100 chits

Zippol Lighter

Salisbury Utility Knife

Tom Collins 80 Proof

WEAPONS

"Mr. Sandman" (Meat +5 / 2)

SIDEKICK

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