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Bob Houseguy

OLDNESS: 40+

BENT: Annoying as H**l

SEX: Not in years

DOUGHNUT PREFERENCE: Cinnamon

IF I WERE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A MOLLUSK I WOULD:
   Build coral

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
    He can take anything apart. Putting it back together is another story

TOTAL ARMOR: 3

GREYMATTA: 6

MEAT: 3

MOUTH: 7

FEETS: 3

NUTS: 5

SKILLS

  • Greymatta Skills:
  • Repair Toasters and Stuff: 5
  • Shop, and Everything Else You Failed in High School: 5
  • Turn Radios Into Howitzers: 6
  • Meat Skills:
  • Pummeling With the Assistance of Tools: 4
  • Mouth Skills:
  • Explain Anything: 7
  • Surrender and Still Look Like a Man:7
  • Feets Skills:
  • Nuts Skills:

EQUIPSTUFF

BIG Hammer - 10/3

TV Crew

Infinite Roll of Duct Tape

Tool Belt

Tools for Tool Belt

OTHER STUFF

Bob Houseguy is a man with a mission. He'll make the C.O.W. beautiful, and make a huge profit, no matter what the C.O.W. wants. After destroying six planets, he was tried for vicious gardening and sentenced to Hol. Even though he's in the C.O.W.'s largest garbage dump, he still has his mission to keep him going.