Dark Lager

OLDNESS: 102 and twice as evil
BENT: Obsessed with someone named Duke
SEX: None (And p****d off about it)
DOUGHNUT PREFERENCE: Sprinkles
IF I WERE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A MOLLUSK I WOULD:
Be even angrier (if that was possible)
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
The Urge- he can make people think they're dead. (HM's decision as to what that means)
TOTAL ARMOR: 7

GREYMATTA: 5
MEAT: 10
MOUTH: 4
FEETS: 7
NUTS: 9

SKILLS

Greymatta Skills:
Sudden Philosophical Tangent: 4
Spot / Train Wastit: 4
Seek the Innocent: 6

Meat Skills:
Make Light Cutlass Go Through Soft Things That Scream and Cauterize Instantly: 7

Mouth Skills:
Ponderous Rhetoric: 5
Make Anything You Say Sound More Important Than the Voice of the Anti-Christ: 7

Feets Skills:

Nuts Skills:
Withstand / Enjoy / Inflict Hellish Agony: 9
Run With Scizzors: 6
Dramatic Entry: 5
Intimidating Stare: 5

EQUIPSTUFF
Light Cutlass - 18/4
Cape - AR: 1
Cyborg Body - AR: 6

OTHER STUFF
He was Emperor Rupert's personal bodyguard. Until he accidently killed One of Rupert's nephew's. Dark Lager mistook him for a Neerg trooper. For his years of faithful service, Dark Lager was banished to Hol instead of being executed.