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Stapleface the Celobrant

OLDNESS: Who cares?

BENT: F****d up and offering

SEX: More than you would think

DOUGHNUT PREFERENCE: Anything red

IF I WERE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A MOLLUSK I WOULD:
   Still tempt mortals

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
    He is able to summon chains with hooks from nowhere - AD 10/3

TOTAL ARMOR: 4

GREYMATTA: 5

MEAT: 5

MOUTH: 9

FEETS: 2

NUTS: 10

SKILLS

  • Greymatta Skills:
  • Seek the Guilty: 8
  • Rulemastery: 5
  • Meat Skills:
  • Make Sharp Things Grab Soft Things That Scream and Explode: 5
  • Cause Hellish Agony: 3
  • Mouth Skills:
  • Make Anything You Say Sound More Important Than the Voice of the Anti-Christ: 4
  • Feets Skills:
  • Nuts Skills:
  • Withstand / Enjoy Hellish Agony: 10
  • Dramatic Entrance: 4

EQUIPSTUFF

S&M Leathers

A large assortment of knives.

A large following of wastits, who seem to worship him?

OTHER STUFF

Stapleface was one of the Premier Princes of H**l (PPOH) when he made the mistake of attending one of Emperor Rupert's costume party. On this particular occasion, Rupert went all out on his costume and was offended that someone else should wear the same one. It didn't matter that Stapleface wasn't wearing a costume. He was bound to a puzzle box and sent to Hol. His business has picked up quite a bit since.